"Spitting out the blanche to change my special branch"

August 07, 2006

Stick Spiral back in! Vote Vote Vote!

No, I haven't gone mad, I just thought about incredible amounts of career-forwarding that will go on when they throw the BB rejects back into the house. (Does anyone see this as anything else but an excuse to reinstate Nikki to the house in the face of dwindling interest?)

In Spiral's case this career-forwarding will mean LOTS MORE RAPPING; especially now that he's has a few weeks outside to tout his services to record industry peoples...

So, get ready for more of this:

PLUS: Getting into the spirit of things, I had a go at remixing the 'Spiral Song' clip that was unleashed by Popbitch a few weeks ago. It's meant to be Hardcore, and has a GUN SHOT! Oooh:

 Posted by Chris at 03:50 PM

Overheard in JB's Phone

October 06, 2005

Some of you may have heard of awesome ear-wigging-voyeur site Overheard in New York where sharp-eared NYCers share other people's conversations with the waiting webbies on a daily basis. Well I experienced an interesting ear-wig yesterday which I think is worthy of OINY - if only I lived on the other side of the Atlantic - instead I think I'll share it here:

On the Central Line, two smart-suited-but-young city girls.

City Girl 1: He's not even that cute man, if he was cute and he carried on like that it'd be ok, y'know?
City Girl 2: Yeah, and his hair looks really gay.

My second bit of tittle-tattle regards the new girl in Eastenders... she's James Bourne's (yeah, that guy from Busted) ex-girlfriend!
If any of you watched America Or Busted on MTV last year (don't worry, you don't have to admit it publicly) you would have heard the lovely Kara Tointon brashly berating poor James for constantly phoning her whilst he was on tour in America; I think they were breaking up at the time, but this girl was harsh. He offered to fly her over to New York for the weekend and she told him that he was being ridiculous, childlike and inconsiderate of her feelings. Haha.

 Posted by Chris at 06:00 PM

hollyoaks again...

November 06, 2003

Did anyone see the special late-night (=saucy) Hollyoaks last night? It was immense! I only saw the end, but that was enough because they finally killed off the two painfully tedious and hair-pullingly irritating people in whole show - toby and that ugly blonde bitch, i forget her name. All hail the new age!

 Posted by Chris at 12:04 PM

home and away 2

October 16, 2003

Another awesome Home and Away post today, this time highlighting something which I'm sure you have all already realised - that the man on the horse in today's episode is in fact me. I don't want to spoil the story for anyone, but under the name Scott Hunter, and using a combination of straight-talking honesty and Aussie good looks I will sweep Danni Sutherland off her feet. So keep an eye out for me because I'm going to kick some serious ass. In related news I will be unavailable for the next 3 months at least due to filming commitments; and also because I will be holidaying in the bush with my dead wife.

 Posted by Chris at 07:07 PM

home and away

October 15, 2003

Who would have conceived that Hayley could even consider leaving blond-Beau-Brady-Noah for the witless Josh. It’s a fucking disgrace that Josh even tried it on; if I was Noah I’d cut Josh’s balls off and deposit them in his mouth. However, if I was Josh I would buy Hayley flowers because she’s pretty, and managing to steal your mate’s girlfriend is good work - I would love to do it.

 Posted by Chris at 07:07 PM

hollyoaks

July 03, 2003

Toby! Fucking Toby off Hollyoaks! If a real serial killer performed his chores in such a haphazard way the police would have caught him long ago. I wish someone would just kill HIM, the fucking moaning bastard.
Hollyoaks

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