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prelude to london house search

January 07, 2004

Tomorrow the bargain booze boys head for the big smoke, hunting fame, fortune and pretty girls. Two journeymen, skill-less but willing to turn their hand to anything; [or] we’re scummy gypos trying to trick people into letting us have a house and have a job down south, because we shouldn’t be allowed down south because we are northern monkeys and all that malarkey. Anyway, so we go tomorrow at 5ish and we are looking at flats in poo places like dalston and hackney and stoke Newington and Shoreditch and Bethnal green on Friday. And then we come back to the ormskirk and the bargain booze and that is exactly where we will probably stay forever, languishing in obscurity as blubbering, stammering alkies until the world ends. Where we belong is at the top of the tree, the coolest motherfuckers on the planet ruling the media world, dictating style, fashion, music and visual art - pork pies and goatees for fat men (that’s just a taster of what is yet to come). We’ll rule as two kings.
However,
I will settle for a reasonably cheap house and a job which pays the bills and nice food and everton to equalise against arsenal in the next 25 minutes.

 Posted by Chris at January 7, 2004 09:22 PM |  Category: Life

Comments

 chris says:

everton did equalise.

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